
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Love in the Time of Cholera

Saturday, November 17, 2007
Salma Hayek's "Regalo de Dios"

"Puse mis manos en el agua bendita y dije: 'Por favor, Dios, me da unos pechos. ¡Y él me lo dio! En pocos meses desarrollé una creciente pechonalidad... me quedé muy satisfecha con la manera como ellos crecieron."
"I put my hands in the holy water and said, 'Please, God, give me breasts. And he gave them to me! In a few months, I developed a growing chest...I was very satisfied with the way they grew."
The media is reporting it like she was completely serious, but I feel like that was a total tongue-in-cheek answer. I guess joking is a good way to get the plastic surgery police off your back...or chest?
Monday, November 5, 2007
Broadway "in the Heights"

Thursday, November 1, 2007
Oscar Martinez on "The Office"

- Oscar: We don’t even have to have a party…
Michael: No, hey, hey, don’t be ridiculous. Of course we’re going to have a party – the celebration of Oscar. Oscar night! And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
Oscar: Michael, I…
Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
Oscar: Thank you.
Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section, Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
Oscar: Why don’t you have me riding in on a donkey?
Michael: Ah, a burro. Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey, let’s get him one.
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